In as much as we might all like to dispute this most of us like to “Keep Up With The Kardashians”, it might not be entirely due to the fact that we are fans but we always wanna know what this bunch of K’s has been up to. Here’s a quick catch up on the past few weeks of all things Kardashian.
Take 1: Kim: We haven’t seen Kim out since the birth of her daughter, North and I have to say it’s been a little strange considering that she was on our faces almost every single day in the last umpteen years. My take on her hiatus is 1. maybe she just wants to concentrate on being a mom after all we know how much she wanted kids prior to her pregnancy, 2. she was getting her body back she is superficial & also the media attacks on her pregnancy body could have made her feel under a lot of pressure. When there are people like Heidi Klum and Gisele Bundchen in Hollywood – who can blame her?, 3. Kanye has been keeping her on a short leash.
Anyways, she stepped out recently, TWICE, with baby, North and of course, baby daddy Kanye, first to a doctors appointment and second to Kanye’s grandpa’s funeral. Reports say the couple got to introduce North to Kanye’s family during the burial in Oklahoma. I find it strange that his side of the family hadn’t seen the baby yet, but hey what is strange in Hollywood? Nothing. She is looking good, a little dressed down for my liking but she just might be masking that body.
Speaking of North, Josh Duhamel, aka Fergie’s hubby joked about how they had planned to name their baby, North because it meant a lot to him being from North Dakota and all but they had to change that because Kanye and Kim took that one away. Mmmm, C’mon Josh, ya’ll can still name your baby North, too bad North West will sound a little cooler than North Duhamel but hey there’s Jennifer Garner – Hudson -Lopez -Lawrance – Esposito – Aniston, they all still win, so no sweat.
The drama with Kim doesn’t stop there, she recently blast out Katie Couric for sending her a baby gift and then turning to the media and talking crap about her and her family. I love how she handled this. Who knew Kim could out-smart someone like Katie Couric? See image above.
Michael Girgenti
Take 2: Kourtney: She and baby daddy, Scott have been having their own drama courtesy of Kourtney’s ex boyfriend who claims to be little Mason’s biological father. The ex in question, Michael Girgenti requested a paternity test to be done and after shutting down to do one, Kourtney and Scott took a one and ta-da Lord Disick is father. Always the case with the Kards isn’t it? Endless drama that ends up not being true at all. Sometimes I wonder if it’s just working the media for publicity or it’s just bitter people who aren’t happy about/for them.With regards to these two, I like them, they have a strange and weird relationship that just works, that said do not mark my words these are the Kardashians after all.
Take 3: Khloe – We all know by now that there have been rumours that Lamar Odom has been having an affair with a certain mistress named, Jennifer Richardson. Is it me or are the majority of sportsmen just “wh*res”? Tiger, Matt, Shaq the list goes on. Also these side chicks should stay on their lane and stop catching main chick feelings. (That was a read to that side chick…wink). Seriously, what is very hurtful about this Jennifer girl is the reports she made about Lamar wanting to knock her up and him always talking about babies all the time. Considering that Khloe has been VERY open about her infertility issues & how much she wants a baby, that was just mean beyond words. These mistresses always claim that they are breaking the story to ‘help’ the wives, why not go have a sit down with them? Publicity & a quick buck has pure stank written all over this, and many others.
Khloe has her twitter avatar as a picture of her and Lamar, either the rumours are not true or she’s standing by her man and working on her marriage, I guess time will tell. If they divorce, my oh my, I bet Kris Jenner will make sure that Lamar is taken to the cleaners. Wishing them all the best. 
Speaking of Kris Jenner, who has had the chance to see that horrid talk show? Modimo, to think that some people cannot even get a 20 minute show but Kris gets 43 mins to annoy us and takes us through a boring Miami Sands esque set. And that ploy to bring in celebrities as co-hosts? Shame on you Ryan Seacrest, shame on you.
In other news: Kylie Jenner, the youngest daughter of Kris celebrated her sweet 16 birthday over the past weekend & yes, sister in law, Willow Smith was there. That concludes it for KUWTK. I chose to blog on this man, they are as exhausting as ‘started from condoms now we everywhere’.
Your thoughts?
By @Audacioustoni