I’m struggling to keep up with these international celebrities but let’s hit it and see who’s been doing what and who’s now doing who.
Remember that Juno movie? The lead actress Ellen Paige came out as a lesbian woman on Valentines Day. Kudos to her but I could tell something was fishy with her. (no pun) Not that there’s anything wrong with staying in the closet some people are turned on by suffocation so to each their own. I am excited to see if she will be getting any interesting roles, we all know how Hollywood is “accepting”. I don’t get why they act like they are cool with gay people but in terms of actors the roles dwindle as soon as you come out, regardless if you can pull of straight or not. It is very hypocritical considering that most of those execs shag anything with a hole. Anyways good luck to little girl and can’t wait to see how er career pans out.
Speaking of “lady love” do you know the reigning British model IT girl? The quirky Cara Delevingne? Well, the sassy 21 year old model is dating actress Michelle Rodriguez. How hot? I find those two intriguing individually even more so together. Cara is 21 and Michelle is 35 so I am sure this is not a long haul relationship but I can’t wait to see how this goes. Funny enough this hasn’t affected Cara’s career instead it has made her even more “booked”, she is on every catwalk from Burberry Porsum to YSL ad campaigns, to DKNY. Go girl. Yay to open mindedness, she also seems to have a lot of celeb friends like Rihanna, Jourdan Dunn & Rita Ora – I’m sure those girls also double up if you know what I mean. I ain’t judging some people would rather have the best of both worlds.
Put your lighters up – Lil’ Kim is pregnant. I remember when I first this I shared the same sentiments as Zamani. I also thought Kim was beyond the child rearing age. For a second I thought she had pulled a Sarah and Abraham on us. Anyways congratulations to Biggie’s side piece. Damn that kid should have some good genes cause he/she will be confused why mommy looks like cat woman and I have a big ass nose.
Speaking of babies, Simon Cowell welcomed a baby boy with his baby mama, friends ex-wife, Lauren Silverman. From his tweets you can tell he is very happy, as he should. My only concern is the awkwardness between his friend, him and his baby mama. His friend who caught them in bed shares a child with the ex which means shared custody and I wonder how the baby drop off’s work. Not to mention trying to figure out what is the polite thing to do, sending a congratulations card to your friend and ex-wife. Messiness dot com.
Kendall Jenner is a little star on the rise. Recently Vogue US asked her to model pieces from NYFW and then she was off to the UK for the LFW doing front row with Anna Wintour & Kate Moss. I hope she continues on her grind and bares little of that reality show junk and just works. She’s model skinny and I am sure if she pushes hard in a year or two she will be fronting every campaign like Cara. In as much I do not like Kris Jenner that woman is a bonafide hustler. Wanna be celebrities & brand managers can learn a thing or two from her. And if you’re from Africa please always put it in african context cause some of those gimmicks don’t work here.
While we are on the Kardashian-Jenners, have you heard the rumour about Bruce Jenner wanting to go for a sex change. I really can’t with that. I literally have no words. If that is true that is some messed up stuff. The embarrassment if I was his kid. This again is the one of those examples of how uncool DL life is. You just end up disrupting everyone life when decide to be the true you. I’m talking to you Theo.
On that topic of father-homo-drama, this is a pic that was taken of Jessica Simpson’s father, Joe at the beach with this young kid. It made me cringe for some reason. I am not sure it’s the age difference ( and I usually don’t mind that as long as it’s legal) or the poses. I’m all for ride what you can stir but damn that looks wrong.
In celebration of Boity’s derriere, it is being reported that New York is boasting the highest number of women having Brazilian butt lifts/ implants. Boity, Nicki Minaj and Kim Kardashian are out there making other kids feel inadequate so much that they will opt to walk around with bags of foreign material or injections in their behinds. This is the world we live in people. Foolery!
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By @audacioustoni