2014 has seen the rise of the pant suit/tux. Over the years we have seen fashionistas or stylists work their magic on celebrities with pant suits. They serve the ultimate “boss lady” & “baddest beesh”attitude which I love.Some get it ight and some get it totally wrong. Let’s see who’s been wearing the 2014 red carpet staple.
Remember when ratchet gogo Madge wore this to the Grammy’s? I know Madonna can pull of this look but this particular one looked like a costume…maybe it was but it looked like she was about to dance to Billie Jean with her son. That cane …no words. Talk about a pimp. Ever notice how Madonna hides those “veiny” hands with gloves all the damn time? Either that or she is a serious germophobe.
Angelina showed everyone how to do a male-chic ensemble and still look devastatingly sexy. There’s just something too hot for words about this woman.However she should stand in line for a streetwise meal together with Guiliana Rancic and Nicole Richie.
Mrs. Williams, Helen also had her take on the tux a la Angelina. She isn’t pulling it off well though. I am not sure what doesn’t work maybe the white jacket or those “desperate girl”, “Real Housewife” , Moloko shoes. I really can’t stand those pumps Louboutin or not. The are just no-boo. I wonder how she feels about short men (well she married one but then again a lot of men are short in her case). I can never date a short guy, I can’t deal with the Napoleon complex. No SMS for me – I don’t even use free one’s from MTN.
How I love Chrisette Michele she has that fierceness that money can’t buy. Something about her is confidently sexy- YUM. I am sure some of y’all remember this from the Grammy’s. She slayed as usual. I lived the print and the cheekiness of the bra peeping out. I personally hate long nails but I will give these a pass cause they are “stiletto” nails. I guess that’s the Gucci of nails….oh being a girl. Long nails repulse me a lot generally. It just makes me wonder who wipes your ass when you have an inch too long finger nails. Even Thembi Seete left those back in the early 2000′s packed away with Iyaya’s career. I swear I wont eat with or shake hands with people who have claws. Imagine if it’s a lesbian? Okay, touch it, leave it, THERE!
I really loved this on Alicia Mkhize. She’s upped her feminine game, remember the Fallin’ days? Maybe those were her lesbo experimenting years. You know what I love about Alicia the most? It is hearing her speak. She speaks with so much conviction in her truth and so much passion and intelligence its actually inspiring. Side Bar: Not Grade 5 drop outs with limited vocabulary…SURFBOARD! People be speaking like they are audition for an Akeelah & The Bee spelling competition.
Kat Graham – I like this girl but she comes across as trying a little too hard to be fashion forward and edgy. Always gets me wanting to say blending in isn’t the problem but that pointed hairline is…at least she has a hairline right? I love the suit, love it’s couture feel. It looked expensive until she put on those shoes. It just makes the whole look, look heavy and cheap like a sack of oranges. Black strappy heels wold have done the trick, those ones that Rihanna loves. Otherwise wear long shoe-covering pants like Madonna. I like her new haircut suits her better than that blonde hair. I like how she’s still attempting a singing career. Between her and Cassie I am not sure who should hang those singing dreams up.
Scarlett Johansson was all pregnancy- chic in this red tux. To be with child and still look that banging. Wait, lets wait and see if she starts becoming a cankle Kim Kardashian cause we all know Scarlett is a curvy girl. Can you believe this is her 2nd marriage if she’s married yet. People are busy finding love in Hollywood and then finding better love while we struggle her.
Even Kelly Osbourne has tried pulling the look off….with a fail. If you’re on Fashion Police your fines need to be paid all the time…better yet you need to have no docket. There’s just too much happening in this outfit, even Kelly Khumalo’s hummer wouldn’t stand the heat. I’m glad that this Kelly lost all that weight although it seems like she’s slowly finding it. Se has shoved down this lavender hair in your throats so much that I’m loving it. I can’t even picture her without it. Same way I can’t picture Miley without her tongue out.
Is this your kind of style?
By @audacioustoni