Man oh man, that Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t know where to stop. She needs some toll gates in life. I can’t believe she is calling her divorce “conscious uncoupling” she sure does know how to make thing sound fancier than they really are. Out here selling people dreams. She should just teach Beyonce those fancy terms we all know she could use some form variety in her vocabulary. Gwyneth is that typical girl who wants everything to be so perfect, the I never fail girl, I get let down. Well perfection is a disease of a nation…said some chick. She clearly doesn’t listen to her besties music.
Aww the exhaustion of the F*bombs pouncing around in my head as I type this. Anyways moving along. What should we make of Kanye’s ambition with that wedding guest list? This dude even expects people to for-go The Cannes for his wedding are they even friends with half of those people? Note I blamed Kanye because he is the only one to blame. As we all know Kim has cited that she wants something low-key, I am she’s been there, done that even got an encore.
On to lovelier things, how was your week? And how was the long weekend? Beni tjukutja kuphi?
It’s been a week since BS has been away but I hope I am serving you well *esho elala phansi njengomVenda*