Holly molly these stars bring out the drama as usual. In couple news: Christina Milian & Lil’ Wayne are reportedly dating or shagging or whatever they wanna call it. I am still in shock a little for many reasons.
They both have exes who have kids with each other, it seems a little incestuous. Christina’s ex The Dream, father to Violet has 3 kids with singer Nivea who had a son with Wayne. Well at least the c0-parenting will be easy. It’s still weird though, how do you explain to your kids that whole scenario? Is there a shortage of dinga-lings in Atlanta? (Well they might be as many boys are checking out for men there). I don’t get girls that find Lil’ Wayne attractive…I mean dude looks like a rat on poison. No shade. It’s the same way I didn’t get why Nonhle found that doppelganger attractive…must be their bed-game.
Tyra Banks was spotted with her photographer man Erik Asla after a Mexican dinner date in Hollywood and damn she looked like her wig was citing Oprah’s “All my life I had to fight” line in The Colour Purple. Tyra looks a hotmess from that hair to the fact that she looks like she has the mkhaba in that relationship. I like them together I have to say but then again I am the guy who buys half a cup of vanilla and chocolate ice cream and swirl them up. I hope it all works well for these two, TyTy has expressed how much she wants to have kids and get married and at this stage the clock is on 5 mins to menopause, unless she has frozen some eggs she might want to get on it. I can’t wait to judge her new talkshow we know how she get’s a little me-me from her old talkshow.
So Jay-Z & Beyonce are having “problems” – I personally think it’s bull but then again looks can be deceiving. Someone asked Mya if it was true that she had a 11 year affair with Jay-Z and she responded :
‘Illegitimate, thirsty sources with no facts and that’s the ‘media’ for you-especially today.’
‘I play second to no one, pay my own bills, have my own label, own management company, rely on God only and respect myself & marriage too much for nonsense.’
‘False rumors are crafted for ratings & numbers. And miserable, unhappy people need someone to judge to deter the attention away from their own misery and feel better about their miserable lives. If they did it to Jesus, they’ll do it to anyone. God bless.’
Is it me or does she shade the couple with some of those remarks? Especially with Beyonce changing some of the Resentment lyrics during their concert from “Been ridin’ with you for twelve years. Why did I deserve to be treated this way by you?’ to ”Been ridin’ with you for six years. Why did I deserve to be treated this way by you?’ And ‘Like I couldn’t do it for you like your mistress could” to “Like I couldn’t do it for you like that wack bitch.’
Is Beyonce fueling the fire to keep us interested or she’s just making it fun? Also that song was originally recorded by Victoria Beckham back when she had delusions of a singing career like Khanyi Mbau. Anyhoo we will wait and see how this marriage goes, they do give me a bit of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin vibe after all you are who you hang out with.
Did you see the tweet that Rob Kardashian posted about a “mystery son”? Rob has retracted that statement saying he was joking. I guess Kris was shaking in her Jimmy Choos thinking about how much money the black sheep of the family was going to cost them. I don’t know Rob personally but it seems like it’s a cry for help. He’s been accused of using sizzurp, a euphoria inducing drink to cope with his weight gain. I wish he could just take things into his hand and stop blaming his weight on other people after all it is HIS weight.
Speaking of weight and fatties. Have you seen how Rick Ross has dropped almost half of himself? He’s looking healthy a little strange cause those moobs (man boobs) had become his trademark. I am happy for him though, as a former fatso I always like to see people take their health and themselves seriously.
It seems like our crazy Harrison from The Fixer/Scandal USA (Columbus Short) can’t seem to stay out of trouble. Mr Short was arrested over the weekend for public intoxication. Remember he has been arrested twice for batterythis yeaar alone. This man really messed up his job at Scandal and for what?
In other news:
- Ego West got booed by the audience at the wireless festival in the UK two nights in a row. Both of the ‘boo’rations’ were a result of his usual rants. Eeek I swear Kanye has a 365 period cycle.
- Apparently while French Montana is out partying with his boo thang. He has ignored and abandoned his family. Oh lawd messy.