From the ratchet to the sophisticated to our regular fame whores Hollywood has been…well Hollywierd. Let’s see who got up to what this past week.
I was happy and confused to hear this but Tyler Perry is expecting a baby with Ethiopian on and off girlfriend Gelila Bekele. She’s also a film maker, I guess they have something in common. I am confused because for some reason Tyler gave me gay vibes and I swear I am not one of those gay folks that go all Jehova’s Witness – let me convert you on people. In any case I am happy for him, he’s going to make a great dad seeing how he speaks about his life without a father…a true father. That kid will be lucky one more person on Oprah’s will.
I just couldn’t wait for Friday so that I watch the Scandal/The Fixer season 4 premier. Before I spoil it for anyone all I can say is Olivia Pope is back or rather Julia Baker. OP has been standing on the sun with Jake. Shonda Rhimes again delivers glorious lines – that woman is talented. The cast is as brilliant as ever. Well Harrison is dead, we all figured that one out..but there was no open casket…is there a plot line we should know about? I don’t see Shonda going all Days Of Our Lives with us and acting like Jesus raising people from the dead but we will see. All I can say is that I cannot wait for episode two. The intensity. Again Shonda did that! Needless to say that the numbers were up up as per usual.
There’s no future for Ciara and her baby daddy. We have been hearing rumours of reconciliation (for the sake of the child) but Ciara has shut them down in the best of ways. Apparently Cici gave back her engagement ring. No better way to say deuces. I wish Ciara read this blog she could have avoided all this messiness. We knew there was no future before they even started sowing seeds but then again people should be allowed to fall in love and delusion and then fall back into reality and rationality. If rationality isn’t a word sip your tea and keep it moving don’t come for my writing skills.
George Clooney is a now a married man. Remember he vowed never to tie the knot. I guess it was before he got a proper pussy whip. It’s been said that it turns men into boys. Look at Bow Wow trying to wife that ratchet ass mess Erica Mena, well that’s some story for another post. George married his power attorney fiancee Amal Allamudin this past weekend and it was a star studded soiree despite the absence of the Jolie-Pitts. I am happy for George he seems happy and content and what more could you want. Word is Amal comes from a super wealthy family who actually paid for their Venice wedding. I call that a catch…with those old career-less women in his past George would have forked every single dollar from cakes to plane tickets for the girls’ uncles cousin whom she has never even met. Congrats to the Clooney’s now we wait for the baby…baby Clooney – that would be totes adorbs.
Our infamous Instagrammer Kim Kardashian posted the above picture featuring an ass grab from hubby Kanye. I swear Kim is good at making people talk about her. No matter how much people say they hate and she’s talentless they always talk about her. She should be paid for providing content to many magazines/blogs and TV shows. I have to say she’s bewitched the world whoever her sangoma is I need that number. I tried isangoma sika Kelly Khumalo maar hayi no clearly she needs to get more tricks too. All hail Kim the pop icon – yeah I said it. Whether you like it or not in many ways Kim is one of this generation’s Popular Culture Icons, sex tape or not.
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