It’s the last week of the month of August? Guys, the year is over. Seriously this is kinda scary. Where are we rushing to?
I hope you had a good weekend. Let’s catch up on what’s been happening around us.
Sunday World
There is a group of women that’s out to nail a fake Prophet/Pastor called Mattias Makwara. He is the owner of Spirit Movement Ministries. I have never in my life heard of such shem. Bathi this Pastor owes them hundreds of thousands of rands. Apparently he charges R1000 for consultation, also charges the same amount for a bible scripture. They say he even asks for loans from the congregation’s family members. Kumnandi mos at these churches xa kunje. I mean why don’t people learn? Are we that desperate for blessings? The pastor flipped the scripture and said the reason why these women were doing this to him is because they wanted him to sleep with them but he refused. Lol
999 Music is in the tabloids again for the wrong reasons. Arthur Mafokate’s mananger Brian Mokoena is being accused by Chantelle Maphanga of physical assault. Chantelle says she told Arthur about it the day it happened and he said he didn’t want to get involved in his employees’ fights, but then went and bailed Brian but of jail. Chantelle is not happy with that and she says Arthur’s actions are condoning violence. Arthur denies he paid the bail money and also says Brian resigned due to the incident. Apparently this was the second time Brian moered Chantelle. SMH!
These days people just go around moering others. 31 students from the University of Limpopo opened a case of assault against EFF’s MP Joseph Buthase. The students say he moered them. 31 students being moered by one person? Kanjani?
Sunday Sun
Muvhango is another one that’s always in the papers for negatives nje. Actress Simphiwe Ngema’s job is apparently on the line because she fought with her bosses so they’ve written her off the same way they did Nkuli because he was also involved in a fight with them. TJO!
Shame man, Sunday Sun says Eddie Zondi’s mum has lost her house that Eddie bought for her because she can’t afford to pay the bond. Eddie used to pay for everything but no one has paid since his passing. This is why it’s always more sad for children to go before their parents. The burden and stress left behind for the elders is too much. Luckily the community has arranged a temporary place for Gogo Thoko to stay whilst they try to fight to get the house back. They have also contacted the SABC for assistance and it looks likes they are willing to assist. Hopefully all ends well.
And then there is the Mbuso Mandela situation. There was no bail for Mbuso on Friday so he is still locked up. His lawyer say he has been trying to locate a key witness that apparently heard the conversation between Mbuso and the girl he allegedly raped. They are saying the sex was consensual and Mbuso didn’t know the girl is underage because her FB account says she was born in 1999. She also told the restaurant owner that she was 18years old. Ok, I was trying to understand and follow this story kakuhle going back to the beginning but when I read that Mama Winnie tried to persuade the girl’s father to drop the charges and also that she apparently sent a fake cop to the girl’s family I just became powerless. Zeeba, this is your favorite mama neh? 
We know it’s not really weekend news if there is no soccer sex dramas right? Well, this week it’s former Bafana Bafana player Harold Jazzy Queen Legodi in the hot pool. A lady by the name Robin Theron has taken to the media to expose Harold. She is now heavily pregnant but Harold has disappeared. She says she didn’t use protection with him because he didn’t want to use condoms. So because a man doesn’t want to use a condom you also just agree? In 2015?? Worse because she doesn’t seem to know anything about this man. Harold is 53years old, Robin is 25years of age and she says she doesn’t know if he’s married or not because they never discussed it. *claps once*
Itumeleng Khune on the other hand is going through it with Sbahle Mpisane. They say Itu’s relationship with Sbahle who happens to be the daughter of the famous rich Mpisanes is in trouble because Shauwn Mpisane told Itu to leave her family alone. Apparently she even threatened Sbahle’s allowance. Bathi Shauwn has always treated Itu as her son because of Minnie. And Sbahle and Minnie were friends. Now Sbahle is dating Khune? Hehehehe
Move
I don’t even know what to say about the Zola situation. What must we do to help Garnett Maseko? I mean this can’t be her only hustle shem. She really needs help together with her mother. Can they just leave Zola alone? I don’t care what the truth is nje they must just leave him alone. Kwanele!
Another depressing topic is that of Mbali Mlotshwa and her Black Coffee. They are saying they are 100% happy and they aren’t divorcing so let’s leave them alone shall we? Just like we must put the Dbanj & Bonang situation to rest. I’m ignoring that headline. We have chewed that subject with its bone marrow so let’s MOVE on tu.
We have already tackled this Atandwa lobola situation HERE
Drum
I think our magazines are running out of content. Look, I have nothing against Sophie Ndaba but most of her stories are never interesting. It’s just a recycle. Sometimes ingathi she’s being shoved down our throats just so we don’t forget about her. Sigh!
The way people were asking why Tina Dlangwana is all yellow now? Lol, I’ve always known Tina to be yellow mna tho. Anyway, she tells Drum she was never raped. Which makes me wonder why a rape case was opened and then charges got dropped later as previously reported. She says she’s been struggling since Prosper died but can never go back to Oskido. On losing Prosper I actually understand her pain. Side chic or not, those two were very close and from what I saw during those times we had face to face moments, there was love. They weren’t perfect but the love was there. Now imagine losing all that nje kanjalo, especially at a young age? I don’t know what it’s like to lose a partner and I pray it never happens to me because it looks heavy.
Drum says Anga Makubalo was arrested in Zimbabwe early this month for a ‘crime’ he committed in 2013. Anga was booked and paid by a Zim Promoter, Dumisani Mutorera to appear at his club together with Thami Mgqolo aka Senzo. Thami showed up, but Anga was a no show. Since then Dumisani has been trying to get his money back from Anga with no luck. So when he was there for a show, Dumisani made sure he makes his presence felt by showing up at Anga’s hotel room with the cops. They took Anga into custody just so he and Dumisani can reach an agreement on payment.
Trust the old flames to pop up after R Mashesha’s passing just to have a say. His Exes say he loved women and he was always cheating. They say he left them with good memories tho. Lol
What news caught your eyes lately? Do share with us.
By @KikiMarli