From confessional videos to new endorsements to cheaters “celebrity version” this is what our Hollywierd folks have been up to.
Remember Playmate Kendra? Yeah Hugh Hefner’s former lap sitting blonde bombshell. Since her days in the mansion of lust and trash she has gone to marry sports star Hank Baskett, enjoying marital bliss until now. Hank has been accused of cheating on then 8 months pregnant Kendra Casper Smart style – with a transsexual. You would have thought those days in the Playboy mansion had given Kendra an edge over each and every chick out there. They are ernegizer bunnies afterall, but no, Hank had to go outside of the house to sample other cakes. Cheating is never right but to cheat on your wife who’s pregnant has to be one of the most terrible things one can do. Rumour has it that Hank visited the trans girl and had a masturbation soiree which ended with him paying her $500 and asking to her again. After Casper was exposed and subsequently dumped by JLo, Hank got scared and offered the chicka more money to keep it their encounter on the down low. Amadoda always exploring hello kitties and in this case boerwors curtains. I hate unfair cheaterations. How can a hot dog stand compete with fishaways? I mean really? Confused or diverse palates?
From another rocky relationship to the next. Robin Thicke has just released the music video for Get Her Back - his public Paula- begging song. I have to say I like it, the song not so much the video, it’s a little Robin Thicke circa Lost Without You before over-produced Blurred Lines which gave us some blurred hearing. Mr. Thicke’s new album is titled Paula and I hope the songs are good and whiny. We can’t be subjected to his crocodile tears. I wonder if Black Coffee will do an album titled Mbali. I guess if you embarrass them in public you might as well beg them in public, right?
In more Aaliyah movie news; it’s been confirmed that they will explore her relationship with R.Kelly – with care. I am excited about those details but that “with care” lines sort of rings, ” we wont tell the gory stuff” but that’s what we want to hear. From R. Kelly to Dame Dash to Jay-Z we need to see those bits of the story. Aaliyah’s family is still fighting against this production, mainly because they were never consulted – how rude? That’s what I hate about being public property, people will milk you until your bones turn into dust and then go on to use your ash to make paint and splatter you all over a canvas. The Houghton family is trying to block them from using any of her music and I am sorry to say but I would watch it even if it didn’t have her music provided they tell the “whole” story not the “with care” version let’s leave that for Beyonce’s movie. I am sure she has put down a clause that states that if ever a movie is made about her Blue Ivy’s immaculate conception should never make the cut. I also hope that Zendaya doesn’t record Aaliyah’s songs as planned, nice girl, she can sing and what-not but if they are not up to standard it would be unfortunate so let’s just have her lip-synch, Britney can coach her.
Alicia Keys is the new face of a Givenchy (I LOVE saying that word – makes me have delusions of grandeur) fragrance, Dahlia Divin. I actually hadn’t noticed that Alicia Key’s had not endorsed a “beauty” product prior to this…unless if I missed one. Has she? MaMkhize signed her deal back in May – this is the first artwork for the fragrance and I like. I generally like Alicia Keys, shaying’ stina and all, she is one of those celebrities that is relatable “personally” and looks-wise. We need more of those and less air brushed degenerate royals.
Tennis stars Venus Williams and Tomas Berdych showed off their birthday suits in an ESPN magazine spread. Venus better werk! I have a slight tan-line obsession – hey Tomas.
In other news:
- North West had a kidchella party (coachella themed).
- JLo is going in for the kill with new beau, Maksim – can she just gather cob webs for a few months, Lawd know that hello kitty needs a break and a brake.
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