Bonjour Mzansi.
South African celebrity culture becomes boring after a while so I accepted a marriage proposal from an old rich French man and moved to an apartment with a Picasso. I guess I’m Picasso baby lol. I was browsing through my Hotmail inbox (I do it when I’m very bored) when I ran into a You Spectacular invitation that said dress code Dazzle. I ran across the street to The Galeries Lafayette (French pronunciation: ?[?al?i lafaj?t]) on Boulevard Haussmann in the 9th arrondissement of Paris.(Eish konje now blacks know my address)Got myself a Dazzling Balenciaga Sequinned LBD.(Long Black dress) Flew to South Africa, arrived at Gold Reef city in the mood to have fun and catch up with my old friends.
I ran into Boity whose first look drowned her. She looked like she had a messy fight with a chicken and we all know who won. Her 2nd look was a young Goliwood look short gold dusted black dress that made her look like she got a bun in an oven.
Whoooo I had a fun time with my dear friends Iko Mash in a more puzzling than Dazzling dress, Halter neck, dog fur on the collar, her designer must be sentenced to lifetime without touching fabrics and a sewing machine.
Bonang was a vision in white, also liked the mint green outfit, u go girl.
Bathong I’ve been a way for 2 years and I came back to a slender Anele Mdoda,wow sister girl looked tres chic in black lace pants and a leather top.
Somizi Mhlongo stole the show, he is a very talented MC, he had us in stiches on stage also with his outfit, he looked like an opened suit cover, lmao loved his Loubs though.
He was with his sidekick Linda Something or Another looking like a member of a marching band.
Pamela Andrews looked like a thoroughbred, wasn’t the Durban July at the beginning of the month?
Manaka Ranaka looked like an Indian Mansion
7de laan actress Mimi chose to be a mobile curtain.
Kabomo as per usual looked like a despicable me minion.
*cough*
Clint Brink ey san Saturday night Fever was in the 70.s.
Loot Love looked hot , very French.
Haai Lunga was that jacket inside out?
and Suffocate came with a similar jacket guys stripe jackets are a no no!
By The Mean Girls!
A taste of what’s to come on the Just Curious #ControversyWeek